Somebody ripped out several chapters from the Bible. Jesus goes from being an infant to being in his 30s in the blink of an eye. So, what happened during those missing years? Was he a wild teenager? Did he make out with Betty-Sue behind the barn? Did he have to stay after school for shooting spit-wads? Did he drink so much wine on his 21st birthday that his buddies had to carry him home?

Turns out, Christopher Moore has the answer. He wrote a book called: Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ’s Childhood Pal. This book will fill in all the details for you. For example, did you know Jesus had some martial arts training? I’ll bet you didn’t know that!!

The editorial review at amazon.com says:

A childhood pal of the savior is brought back from the dead to fill in the missing 30-year “gap” in the Gospels in Moore’s latest, an over-the-top festival of sophomoric humor that stretches a very thin though entertaining conceit far past the breaking point. The action starts in modern America, specifically in a room at the Hyatt in St. Louis, where the angel who shepherds “Levi who is called Biff” has to put Christ’s outrageous sidekick under de facto house arrest to get him to complete his task.

Oh, come on! Tell me that isn’t reason enough to read this book!